British Thinspomania!

Hi, I don't even need to do Kate Middleton and Kate Moss. There is already so much thinspiration from them. Here are some we see less on the web.

AUDREY HEPBURN
She stayed thin all her life, except after pregnancy. She lost all the flab after pregnancy anyway.

Thin in 1950, thin during the 1960s and thin in 1991.

Isn't she amazing? I understand I have to be sensitive here, as she was a child during World War 2 and was malnourished, but maintaining her weight all her life even after earning lots of money is truly an amazing feat.

She often quoted Sam Levenson's Time Tested Beauty Tips, below.

For attractive lips, speak words of kindness.

For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people.

For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry.

For beautiful hair, let a child run his or her fingers through it once a day.

For poise, walk with the knowledge you'll never walk alone.

People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed; Never throw out anybody.

Remember, If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.

As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping others.

The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman must be seen from in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides.

The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mole, but true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It is the caring that she lovingly gives, the passion that she shows, and the beauty of a woman with passing years only grows!

Lovely, right? So share your food with the hungry. It's a win-win. You get thin, they are no longer hungry. So much to learn from her. She was the epitome of elegance. What does that tell you? It tells me that only thin people can be elegant.


EFFY STONEM
Not a real person, a character on a TV show called Skins. She is played by Kaya Scodelario, who was thin when she played Effy.

Her style is great too. If you want to emulate it, however, you'll have to get thin. This kind of thing suits only thin people.

If you ever do watch this show, Effy will captivate you. I'm serious. It's impossible not to be attracted to her.

Warning: Watching her kind of makes you want to smoke and do drugs, so be careful.

Thin people look good in all clothes. Remember that.

CASSIE AINSWORTH
Another Skins character, portrayed by Hannah Murray.

She is anorexic, with other problems. She is my favourite TV show character because she is the most complex one I've ever seen. What's not to like?

Below I have embedded a video (if that's not working, click here) showing how Cassie hides her condition from others. It really works, trust me.

















VICTORIA BECKHAM
Last one for now. I know she has been featured quite a lot, but I just have to write about one thing. She has more kids than Audrey Hepburn, and is still thin. What's her secret?

Her birthday cake

Victoria Beckham refused to eat cake on her birthday. She had fruits instead, and probably didn't eat the chocolate syrup.

I ought to try refusing cake for my birthday. What about you?